LNX Biographies
The Story of LNX
Lucky Number Ten came together a number of years ago. It was a dark and stormy night... okay, that's bullshit. It was dark, but that's because it was fucking night time. That's when the sun goes away. I hate that dark and stormy night bullshit. Anyways...
It was a night, much like any other, except that four guys came together in someone's garage for the first time. The original lineup was Lucky Dixon, JD Nash, Mad Hamish Phoenix and El Diablo Negro, and they clicked.
Time passed. Deeds were done.
The band had their first real gig, with The Strange and The Eden Ants, who are listed in order of how awesome they are (most to least). More gigs followed, and eventually it became known that Lucky Number Ten doesn't fuck around with the Rock, or, as we spell it, the RAWK.
Recently, there was a bit of upheaval as one of the founding members of the band had to split to follow his little Yoko off to the other side of the country. We've replaced El Diablo with The Fiend. More recently, we've added a lead guitar player. That's basically how the bio goes at this point, unless you want to get personal:
Lucky Dixon - Vocals
Lucky hails from the braw and mighty Bruce. He's had many adventures in his time and has been a world-class judoka, a poet, a warrior, a metalsmith... but above all, he's a storyteller. Remember this, if you get nothing else - each song is a story, and at the core of it, they flow from Lucky.
JD Nash
JD's formerly been heard in A Most Extraordinary Noise. He makes all our posters, because he's creative and stuff. He's also the one you most likely have a crush on if you're a teenage girl. Or a girl in her twenties. Or thirties. How about this: if you're the kind of person that likes dudes, you're going want to touch JD's naughty bits. But you'll have to get in line.
Doc Hell
Doc Hell is the newest member of the band. He's not in any of the recordings, but if you hear us live, he's the one fucking burning it down on lead guitar. Like, seriously fucking melting off your face. Hearkening from a time oft forgot, where men were men and women were women (a fine arrangement, if you ask us), Doc is the certified gunslinger of the band. Sporting a pair of six strings, he shoots first, shoots fast, and asks questions never. Mark my words, this padre is delivering a message straight from the Gods of Rock.
Mad Hamish
Hamish plays bass and sings less often than Lucky. You'll note that he's moderately to seriously huge, and that he's the acknowledged genius of the band. He's that guy that always seems to show up at parties and then starts singing and playing the guitar and all the chicks want to "talk to", but you can't say anything because he's too big. He has studied far too many subjects in his lifetime - math, physics, chemistry, computer science, english, music, linguistics are all on the list - and is currently the youngest member of the band.
The Fiend
The Fiend percusses. He's a dervish of insanity.
El Diablo Negro
El Diablo has moved on - he got Yokoed out of the band. As such, we have no real information on him other than the fact that he's a kickboxer with a record of 6-0. He's a level 60 Thief (maybe?) in WoW. He skateboards fairly well, but often falls. Tats galore. Hrm. C'est tout.